Oh, trans-humanists, rejoice—
It’s your time to make a choice!
This is not a chance to miss,
You can be in endless bliss!
Never heard before breakthrough
Now available to you.
Load your mind into device,
For a reasonable price.
All the gimmicks you can think,
Once you press a key to sync.
You won’t need to eat or sleep.
Well, and batteries are cheap!
All the knowledge in the world,
Solitaire, Excel and Word,
E-mail, Internet, and more.
Work or play, you won’t get bored!
What? Your body? Worry not!
It will not be left to rot.
It will have its application
For the human population.
Just don’t think too much, okay?
And just double tap to pay.
You are only step away
From becoming byte array.